Several years ago, a spike was recorded on SETI instruments world-wide. The only comparable reading recorded prior to this occurred on July 7th, 1947 and was isolated to the South-Western portion of the US. International governments convened at a global conference to determine the source of the disturbance. For months, the skies were scanned to no avail. It was then, that we looked inward, discovering that the source came from a world inside our own.
Today, “Project Whiteboard” represents years of clandestine global consensus, funded by several dummy corporations, dedicated to the scrutinizing of the Whiteboard. Every day, our intelligence database is amended by countless agents, so that we may better understand the curious creatures seen inhabiting it, and if necessary, to prepare for whatever their intentions may be.
Within these pages, a small sample of our findings can be perused. All prospective agents are expected to become intimately familiar with the information in this database. Further intelligence will be provided upon completion of the basic training course.
HOLY SHIT!
SIR!
THE WHITEBOARD CHARACTERS HAVE ESCAPED OUR SUPER-SECRET FACILITY!
WE’RE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMEEEDDDD!!!!!!