December 27, 2009 by Bloodvork

One MJ likes to play with balls. The other is good at basketball. Which MJ is your favorite?

Chock-fulla Jon goodness
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December 24, 2009 by Bloodvork

Remember me, William? BILLY! YOUR MOTHER’S DEAD!
(Also, this is the last of the out-of-place ones! We’re back on track!)

and I'm BEING DECAPITATED!
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December 20, 2009 by Bloodvork

I’ve never told you this, but I was married once. Bloodvark marriage is just like human marriage. Your sweet, drooling wife eventually turns into a surly, drooling dock-worker.
(Really 36)
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December 17, 2009 by Bloodvork

Excuse me, but could you put on some gloves before you hand me that business card? (Really 35)

Keith can't drive FIFTY-FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
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December 11, 2009 by Bloodvork

These colors don’t run. But they dooooooooooooooooooooooo dance! (Really 33)
A special enlongated slider was made for this one!
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December 6, 2009 by Bloodvork

STAAARR GUITAAARRR TWO-THOOOOUUUSSSAAAAAND!
Featuring Barry.
He’s your supplier. (Really 32)

I'm Barry, you owe me money. I'm Barry. Bye.
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December 2, 2009 by Bloodvork

Okay so, before I begin, I just want to make you aware of a mix-up. The whole point of starting this blog over again was to maintain Whiteboard continuity. Due to a duplicate mishmash-mishap-menagerie(?), a bunch of pictures were missed.
THESE PICTURES WILL BE MARKED! This current picture was supposed to come after #30.
So this one is really 31! It will still be entry 46 though, so you should remember it, okay?!
ANYWAY! This board warns of some of the dangerous conditions Balding Hydras are prone to. Also, it’s lizard-belly themed.

Waffles would refer you to the characters section where it describes the anatomy of the Hydra, if he could find a way to make you decide to do so.
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November 26, 2009 by Bloodvork

The other whiteboard may be a little more reserved most of the time, but when it parties, it knows how to party hard.

And sluud puu.
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